DIRECT TV

I was just watching TV today evening and was thinking what the great technology must be behind such a simple box. We sit here, press a button, and it's done. What must be the technology behind that? Now-a-days with direct tv connections, our press of a button on the remote control, actually requests the TV set to receive a different signal frequency from the satellite!

The thought proceeded and made me think that so many direct tv packages are available. Here in India, the service providers are very different than those overseas. The Direct Tv packages in the US, I've read, contain quite different and more interesting channels, with an option of getting HD transmission too!

I wish I could have been in the US to enjoy the so many nice channels.

3 Stages of Life...

Teen Age: Have Time+Energy...But No Money

Working Age: Have Money+Energy...But No Time

Old Age: Have Time+Money...But No Energy.....:)

Practical and Funny Equations....:)

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.


Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey


Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!