Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Diana is dead or alive?

Who says Indians only make bizarre news...:)

Feeling Bored??

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Real IIM Story....

One night 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.
They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
Then dean was a just person so he said that you can have the retest after 3 days.They said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the dean.
The dean said that this was a special condition test.All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.

The test consisted of 2 questions with total of 100 marks.
Q.1. Write down your name -----(2 marks)
Q.2. Which tyre bursted? -------(98 marks)!!

What a reply Sirji...!!

It was a hot meeting at the office conference hall. All the people from the department had been called. The VP was looking much tensed. The mood was so bad. My friend asked me -"Hey, what is this meeting all about? I told - May be they will decide on when to have the next meeting. People around smiled at each other.
Then the VP started talking. It was about the recent attrition rate that was so high. Around 10 people had put in their papers. All experienced guys. It was quarter end and so work was huge. If we do not complete the work on time, we need to be paying heavy penalty said the VP. The VP turned to the manager and told "Hey - take how much ever resources you want. Recruit or take them from other departments. But complete the work in another 25 days. Take people and complete it man.
To this the sweet manager replied "Sir! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results. Don't give me nine wives and one month. I cannot do anything."
Everyone looked at him blank. The VP was not prepared for this answer. We looked at the manager and thought "What an Awesome Reply man!"

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Confessions of a Kid

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.Mom, I want a bike for my birthday. Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday. Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter:-

Letter 1: Dear God,I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.Your friend,BobbyBobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,So he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2 Dear God,This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would likea red bike for my birthday. Thank you.Your friend,BobbyBobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3 Dear God,I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.BobbyBobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4 God,I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.Please! Thank you, Bobby.

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad. Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby's mother told him.

Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street,into the house, and up to his room.He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.