Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Madagascar - Escape 2 Africa

Madagascar-Escape 2 Africa, was a movie , I was waiting for a long time and finally the day came when it was released. My husband bought two tickets for the morning show. Reason being its inexpensive and not much of traffic. It was my first time watching morning show. It was an awesome experience. The movie was fun-filled with lots of small jokes in between. Penguins were the heroes. They were a must watch. The best part was giraffe finally proposed hippo and alex, the lion got his family back. Guys, don't miss this movie!!

Madagascar-Escape 2 Africa, was a movie , I was waiting for a long time and finally the day came when it was released. My husband bought two tickets for the morning show. Reason being its inexpensive and not much of traffic. It was my first time watching morning show. It was an awesome experience. The movie was fun-filled with lots of small jokes in between. Penguins were the heroes. They were a must watch. The best part was giraffe finally proposed hippo and alex, the lion got his family back. Guys, don't miss this movie!!

Friday, December 26, 2008

Slumdog Millionaire

SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE is a tightly woven story that has been expertly edited into shape. The contrast between Jamal's upbringing and his chance of escaping it on the show are adeptly juxtaposed. Mumbai is portrayed as a place of terrifying poverty and unforgettable brutality, and Jamal and his brother get into a never-ending succession of challenging situations.

The story of Jamal Malik, an 18 year-old orphan from the slums of Mumbai, who is about to experience the biggest day of his life. With the whole nation watching, he is just one question away from winning a staggering 20 million rupees on India's "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" But when the show breaks for the night, police arrest him on suspicion of cheating; how could a street kid know so much? Desperate to prove his innocence, Jamal tells the story of his life in the slum where he and his brother grew up, of their adventures together on the road, of vicious encounters with local gangs, and of Latika, the girl he loved and lost. Each chapter of his story reveals the key to the answer to one of the game show's questions. Each chapter of Jamal's increasingly layered story reveals where he learned the answers to the show's seemingly impossible quizzes. But one question remains a mystery: what is this young man with no apparent desire for riches really doing on the game show? When the new day dawns and Jamal returns to answer the final question, the Inspector and sixty million viewers are about to find out. At the heart of its storytelling lies the question of how anyone comes to know the things they know about life and love.

For its Indian release, Slumdog Millionaire has been dubbed in Hindi, and re-titled Slumdog Millionaire: Kaun Banega Karorepati.

Starring: Dev Patel, Irrfan Khan, Anil Kapoor, Madhur Mittal, Saurabh Shukla

Director: Danny Boyle


10 Worst and Best Movies of Bollywood 2008

Here is the countdown to the worst Bollywood movie of 2008. Bollywood gave some of the disappointing worst movies this year, 2008.

1. Tashan
2. Love story 2050
3. Drona
4. Kidnap
5. Mission Istanbul

6. Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic
7. God Tussi Great Ho
8. Chamku
9. Money Hai toh Honey Hai
10. Krazzy4

Below are the top ten superhit movies for the year 2008:

1. Singh is King
2. Rock On!
3. Jaane Tu ya Jaane Na
5. Race
6. Dostana
7. Oye Lucky, Lucky Oye
8. Jodha Akbar
9. Ghajini
10. Rab ne bana di Jodi.

What Men Think????

Spare some thoughts for the men

Thought 1

When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?

Thought 2

The average man's life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Thought 3

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you
take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again
the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will
run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as
a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

The man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

Why Newton Committed Suicide

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he
went paranoid. Here are a few scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.

Guess, what he does?

He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the
gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.

Bang... the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The
whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
( Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide...

Thursday, December 25, 2008

A Real Nice Story

Once a boy went to a shop with his mother.
The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and showed him a bott e with sweets and said
'Dear Child..u can take the sweets... but the child didnt take.The shop keeper was surprised.. such a small child he is and why is he not taking the sweets from the bottle. Again he said take the sweets.... now mother also heard that and said.. beta take the sweets.. yet he didnt take...
The shopkeeper seeing the child not taking the sweets... he himself took the sweets and gave to the child...... the child was happy to get two hands full of sweets ....
When returned to home Mother asked child...
Why didnt you take the sweets... when shop keeper told you to take...

Can you guess the response:
Child replies... Mom! my hands are very small and if i take the sweets i can only take few.. but now you see when uncle gave with his big hands.... how many ore sweets i got!

When we take we may get little but when God gives... HE gives us more beyond our expectations.... more than what we can hold......................

STUPID Questions and SMART Answers

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don't U know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!


Pyaar ka Signal......!!

13. When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang
Up...but you miss him/her already when it was just two minutes

12. You read their texts over and over again...

11. You walk really slowly when you're with them...

10. You feel shy whenever you're with them...

9. When you think about them, your heart beats faster and faster...

8 . You smile when you hear their voice...

7. When you look at them, you can't see the other people around
All you see is him/her...

6. You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them...

5. They become ALL you think about...

4. You get high just from their scent...

3. You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think
About them...

2. You would do anything for them...

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.....

A Funny Small Story.....

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.

"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and myself tonight.

The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine."

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Balance Sheet of Life

Balance Sheet of Life
Our Birth is our Opening Balance
Our Death is our Closing Balance
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.
Some very good and very bad things
The most destructive habit....... ......... ..... .Worry
The greatest Joy......... ......... ......... ... .Giving
The greatest loss........ ........ Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work........ ...... .Helping others
The ugliest personality trait....... ..... .Selfishness
The most endangered species.. .Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource.... ......... ..Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"......... .Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome.... ......... ....Fear
The most effective sleeping pill........ Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease..... ...... Excuses
The most powerful force in life........ ......... Love
The most dangerous pariah...... ......... ... A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer.... .... The brain
The worst thing to be without..... ......... ..... Hope
The deadliest weapon...... ......... ........ The tongue
The two most power filled words....... ........ "I Can"
The greatest asset....... ......... ......... ..... Faith
The most worthless emotion..... ......... .... Self-pity
The most beautiful attire...... ......... ....... SMILE!
The most prized possession.. ......... ..... Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication. ....Prayer
The most contagious spirit...... ......... .. Enthusiasm
The most important thing in life........ ......... . Almighty GOD


ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX.. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionat ely. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say "God bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson .

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immed iate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

How to Propose?

Dear Friends,

Valentines Day is not the single day to propose your love, but any day...here is the most "SAFE" way to propose.....:) I hope this will be a great help to all of my friends who have not succeeded yet....so ALL THE BEST.....:))

Monday, December 22, 2008

Michael Jackson: No Good Time

Michael Jackson has always been in news. Recently he converted to Islam and changed his name to Mikaeel.The 50-year-old singer, who has previously been photographed wearing a traditional Arab women's veil, reportedly became a Muslim in a ceremony at a friend's house in Los Angeles.

Now a bad news, Michael Jackson is suffering from a rare lung condition and needs to undergo a transplant, according to Halperin, the author of a new biography on the King of Pop. "He needs a lung transplant but may be too weak to go through with it. He also has emphysema and chronic gastrointestinal bleeding, which his doctors have had a lot of trouble stopping. It's the bleeding that is the most problematic part. It could kill him."

Halperin also said Jackson "can barely speak" and is having trouble seeing: "The vision in his left eye is 95 percent gone."

For years Michael has been working with his doctors to make sure it doesn’t progress. 'He has been on many medications that have stabilised him.

TECHNOWOMAN: Samsung and Sayali

In order to penetrate the market, Samsung Telecom has recently launched it new MPower series. They have the range of CDMA phones. These phones can inter-operate between all mojor CDMA networks. The phones adapt to the network setting of the respective network service provider on changing the SIM Card. This series is unique as the customers can avail the facility to shift between any of the three SDMA Operaters.

In this range they have MPower 569, having multimedia enabled phone with 2 megapixel camera and MPower 309 with 1.3 megapixel. They both have the extra feature of FM Recording, expandable memory, video recording, bluetooth with stereo headset function. This new range of phones was launched in Delhi by the former Femina Miss India, Sayali Bhagat.

Dhoni ka Mandir???

Yes its true!! Fans of Mahendra singh Dhoni to build temple with his statue. Jitendra kumar singh, diehard Dhoni's fan laid the foundation of a temple with a life-size statue of Dhoni, at Hawai nagar in Ranchi...What a wonder...well we should be used to it...People build temples of Amitabh so why not of Dhoni? MS Dhoni would be the first cricketer to have a temple dedicated to him.

The temple would have 1650sq ft plot. This will also show photographs and videos of Dhoni...Interesting naa??
Jitendra singh, played with Dhoni in his school so he has some rare photographs which he wish to exhibit in temple. The temple may have about 230 photographs. The expenses are not known but let see....:))

What you all guys have to say? Would this temple building of Dhoni is justified.....

Prayers instead of Celebrations!!

The season of celebrations have started. Its Christmas and then New Year. But do we really have that mood from inside to celebrate? First recession and a threat of terror, christmas and new year are witnessing a lull. After tough time and tragedy, its time to bonding with your family and soul-searching. The gilded glitter of gourmet meals and luxurious holidays is assuming a back seat. Christmas is a quite affair and people feel so superficial in the present days. Even new year celebrations seems to lack lustre. Few actresses have cancelled their performances on the new year eve.

Post terror attack, we realise how essential its to reach out people whom we take for granted. Life is so small, so why not to gather together with our families, who wait for us, when we are busy hanging around with our friends. Its is necessary to be with our loved ones, as life is too short to be with them. So let's come home with some loving this Christmas....!!