Friday, October 23, 2009

3 Stages of Life...

Teen Age: Have Time+Energy...But No Money

Working Age: Have Money+Energy...But No Time

Old Age: Have Time+Money...But No Energy.....:)

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Practical and Funny Equations....:)

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Man = Donkey + earn money

Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Ganpati Festival

Lots of Ganpati idols are on sale with different colors and shapes. Ganpati festival started yesterday and will last for next 10 days..:) Ganpati Bappa Moriya..!!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Need Girlfriend? Here's the application...:)

Again a superb mail, I received, Very hilarious...:). Here it goes.....

Due to recession, I left my Girlfriend (as part of my cost cutting efforts). I need new one now...

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below:

Designation :

Junior girl friend (trainee)

Experience :

at least of 2 years (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)

Other requirement :

Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.


18-23 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)

Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:

Total gross ( Monthly ) :

• 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)

• Bike rides each duration 1 hour

• Trips to National Highways

• 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Iskcon Temple

• Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days

• Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-

• 2 movies per month (on weekends)

• Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly):

Affair Fund and Un-professional taxes will be informed on joining.

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Please NOTE:

1. Only females.

2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.

3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

There is more:

For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friends, colleagues etc.

Candle light/Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Search never ends!!

Interested candidates can send their resume with



Photo must be attached in the email


Applications without photo will be rejected.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Give your 100%

Another gr8 story:

A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her.

The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.

The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl.

The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.

That night, the girl slept peacefully.

But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.

Moral of the story: If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, you'll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent..

This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship etc., Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully...

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

What you make is what you take.........

Another great story from my fellow friends..

One day, I hopped into a taxi and took off for the airport . We were driving in the right lane when suddenly, a black car, jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed the brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches!

The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. I mean, was really friendly.
So I asked, "Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!" This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck'
He explained, "Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. NEVER take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on with the routine life." Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home or on the streets.
The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so...... 'Love the people who treat you right.. Pray for the ones who don't.'
A very rightly said quote: Life is 10% what you make and 90% how you take!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Life is a cup of Coffee...

Here is another beautiful story received by me. Its very touchy and informative. It shows our attitude towards life. So, here it goes....

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain-looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.

When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said, 'If you noticed, all the nice-looking, expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones."While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress'.

What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the better cups and are eyeing each other's cups.' 'Now, if life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it'

So don't let the cups drive you...enjoy the coffee instead.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Busy! Busy! Busy!

Sorry for not posting my art for such a long time. Actually, I am busy with my studies. My exams are on 19th and 26th July. Please wish me luck! :) (I need it most)...I will be back with lots of my work and photos after 26th July.

Till then, Happy Blogging! Take care!

Enjoy and yes be back to see my posts...:)

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Knowledge of Effort...:)

This is the mail which I received from my friend. I hope you all will also enjoy!

A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure out how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work.

He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life.

He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed! A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.

"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!" So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."

The man sent a bill that read:

Tapping with a hammer $ 2.00
Knowing where to tap.. $ 9998.00

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Perfect Husband: Very Funny! :)

The Perfect Husband...

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only Rs.1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "Rs7,00,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking Rs.11,50,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 11,00,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape.....

He smiles and asks:




"Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?"

Monday, June 15, 2009

Rangoli: Different Patterns made on floor

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

A Big Fat Indian Wedding...

Here are few photographs of typical Indian Wedding. This was the venue where wedding was to be done. Fully decorated...

The Stage where couple had to sit....

The Guests...

The Entertainers...

The Ceremony...

Sunday, May 24, 2009

I M Back...:)

Hello Friends,

I am back after a long long holiday...Believe me I missed you all a lot..It was a gr8 vacation and I met everybody after such a long time. There were two marriages in our family and there was so much to do. The weather was not with us. It was about 44 degrees here. We wanted to get ready and look gorgeous but sweating wiped away everything....;-)..I have few snaps of marriage which I will post shortly..Till then, bye and take good care of yourself...:)

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Its Holiday!!

Hello Friends, I'm on a vacation for 1 month. I'll be back in the mid of May 2009. I will have little access to internet, and may read your posts and put my comments, but may not be able to publish a new post until I return.

I'll miss you all a lot.

Take Care!!

Monday, April 13, 2009

Powerful Cock....:)

Did you see this power-packed cock....? He is the leader of his group...He was in good shape and I was lucky enough to get this shot of his showing his physique...;-)

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Hybrid Flower

This is a very unusual photograph. ..:) You know why? Because, we kept one flower over other and created a new specie...:)) Isn't it looking beautiful. It is the new style...:))

Monday, March 30, 2009

Burning Holi

This shot was taken by me on the eve of Holi- a colorful festival. Holi is celebrated to welcome new crops and season. Bright and vibrant colors all over. Holi is burnt(Wood, paper..) previous day before it is played...People take a round of it and make prayers for the sake of their family. I took this snap in our society.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

My New Blog on My Sketchwork — Art on Sketchbook

I hope you all liked my sketch work I presented in my last few posts. Those were just the testing sketches. I have started sketching more and have started a new blog on it, dedicated for my sketchwork. The blog name is Art on Sketchbook. Click it for viewing it. I have given a screenshot of my new blog below.

I hope you will use the follow tool to receive regular updates :)

Art on Sketchbook

Monday, March 23, 2009

A Peaceful Mind

Ha! Its summer time...and I caught this man in my lens resting at Bus stand ...He looked so tired that he even could not find a better place to nap other than bus stand...:)

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Malai Kofta: Delicious Veggie Balls and Gravy

This is a twist in my blog - A recipe. I am not a hard core cook yet I try to experiment with some different things. So, I tried Malai Kofta last evening. It looked so tempting (tasty as well)....:). Here is its close-up in the right side. It took around 2 hrs preparation to make it, but it was worth. Everybody liked it. You also want to try it at home? Following is the recipe for 4-6 people:

Ingredients for Koftas(Balls):

6 potatoes
2 heaped tbsp each of crumbled paneer,
khoya and thick malai
4-5 cashewnuts chopped
2-3 finely chopped green chillies
1/4 tsp sugar
1 tsp cumin powder
1 tsp red-chilli powder
Salt To Taste
3 tbsp cooking oil/ghee
Oil for frying the koftas

Ingredients for Gravy:

3 medium onions,chopped
3 large tomatoes
1 tsp red-chilli powder
1/2 tsp garam masala powder
1/2 tsp Coriander powder
1/2 tsp cumin powder
2 tsp powdered poppy seeds
1/2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp ground peanuts/cashewnuts

How to start:
  1. Boil the potatoes.
  2. Peel, mash and add salt to taste.
  3. Keep aside.
  4. Mix Paneer, Khoya, and all masala powders to make the filling.
  5. Make rounds of the potato mash and place a little filling in the center of each round.
  6. Seal the edges and shape into rounds. Deep fry each kofta till golden brown.
  7. Blend together the onions, tomatoes, the poppy seeds to make paste. After that add some crushed groundnuts in the paste.
  8. Fry the paste in 3 tbsp of oil till brown and the oil begins to separate.
  9. Add the masala powders.
  10. Add the sugar
  11. The gravy will begin to thicken.
  12. You can also add some malai to thicken it some more.
  13. Mix in some water if necessary.
  14. When the gravy comes to a boil, add the koftas.
  15. Heat through and serve the malai kofta.
  16. Garnish with corriander and paneer/cheese.
  17. For Koftas to be crunchy, put them in gravy just 5 mins before eating.
Feel free to contact me, in case of any queries.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Pencil Shading

This is one of my another sketch.. It is inspired by Drawspace.

Thursday, March 12, 2009


A naughty boy...Had gone for fishing...He has caught one of the poor fish...:)

Tuesday, March 10, 2009


I have tried to make my first portrait..I have basically put efforts to make his ears and eyes...

Monday, March 9, 2009

Cute Chick

One more wax-colored art of mine...The eyes of chick seems so real and he is looking so cute..isn't it?

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Sketch from Photograph

This sunday me and my husband went somewhere out of the city. While moving we saw this unusual (can't even recognize is it flower, seed, fruit) stuff and we took a photograph of it. And while going though our trip fotos, I for the first time experimented and made a color pencil drawing of it, which you can see on the right side. Though, not perfectly drawn (I am not satisfied at all), I will now sketch from photograph.
I am not very good at it, but I will try my best to bring beautiful pictures for you all...:)

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Today's sketch

Monday, March 2, 2009

Pencil Shading: Rose

This sketch is the same which you saw in my last post...first I made this one then made another one with color pencil shading....can't decide which one looks better?

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Color Pencil Shading

Pencil Shading I

Tuesday, February 10, 2009 next work

Monday, February 9, 2009

My first art work

This is my first work posted here. I have made several sketches, paintings, portraits, landscapes, cartoons, which you will be able to see in my upcoming
posts. This dra
wing is a basic piece of work created with wax colors. I have outlined it with sketch pen to give it a finish touch.

Smile a costs nothing....:)

Friday, February 6, 2009

A step forward..

Friends, I like sketching and playing with colors. I will share some of my paintings, drawings, art-work with you all. I will post them regularly. Please encourage and let me know your views so that I can improve my work.

Isn't it amazing??

Double your money....

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Competition everywhere....

Early morning,I was sitting with my husband in the garden and was seeing small kids and their parents were waiting for school bus. I went into my thought process that why these small kids have to compromise their 'bachpan' with the studies. They loose their innocence and get 'mature' early. Children at the age of 3 years are forcefully send to school. I ask the parents, why so? Don't they think that these children need freedom of thought. Can't we let them think and grow on their own. I say this thing because after going to school, they get influenced by other children. They don't even know what is wrong and what is right. It is only the custom of society that only literate are well-mannered and cultured. In this rat-race whole world is involved in snatching the childhood of their kids.

And story not only ends here, if they are passed out, they have to start their life by competing everywhere. Whether it may be the ability to prove self, or the ability to get new job. Every moment they have to prove themselves in front of the world. Who are these people to give them grades, or measure their ability. Every human being is the creation of god, thus, everybody is special.

We are born individual and I think that we should live our life somewhat different from others ann should not get indulge in this rat race....

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Long time..

Hello friends, welcome again to myself...:) I was busy with my exams and now i am back with lots of new posts...So, keep waiting...i mean, keep visiting my blog for more....:)

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Diana is dead or alive?

Who says Indians only make bizarre news...:)

Feeling Bored??

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Real IIM Story....

One night 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.
They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
Then dean was a just person so he said that you can have the retest after 3 days.They said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the dean.
The dean said that this was a special condition test.All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.

The test consisted of 2 questions with total of 100 marks.
Q.1. Write down your name -----(2 marks)
Q.2. Which tyre bursted? -------(98 marks)!!

What a reply Sirji...!!

It was a hot meeting at the office conference hall. All the people from the department had been called. The VP was looking much tensed. The mood was so bad. My friend asked me -"Hey, what is this meeting all about? I told - May be they will decide on when to have the next meeting. People around smiled at each other.
Then the VP started talking. It was about the recent attrition rate that was so high. Around 10 people had put in their papers. All experienced guys. It was quarter end and so work was huge. If we do not complete the work on time, we need to be paying heavy penalty said the VP. The VP turned to the manager and told "Hey - take how much ever resources you want. Recruit or take them from other departments. But complete the work in another 25 days. Take people and complete it man.
To this the sweet manager replied "Sir! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results. Don't give me nine wives and one month. I cannot do anything."
Everyone looked at him blank. The VP was not prepared for this answer. We looked at the manager and thought "What an Awesome Reply man!"

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Confessions of a Kid

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.Mom, I want a bike for my birthday. Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday. Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter:-

Letter 1: Dear God,I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.Your friend,BobbyBobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,So he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2 Dear God,This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would likea red bike for my birthday. Thank you.Your friend,BobbyBobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3 Dear God,I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.BobbyBobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4 God,I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.Please! Thank you, Bobby.

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad. Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby's mother told him.

Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street,into the house, and up to his room.He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.