Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Practical and Funny Equations....:)

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.


Equation 2


Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey


Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

4 comments:

lolly-jolly said...

hah! that's really funny :))

lartedinadia said...

I found your blog in Ariart (Arianna) blog and I decided to visit you. Very amusing your equations. I see you like drawing: I paint for passion and in my blog I've shown several paintings of mine. If you've never better to do, come and visit me. Your country and your culture has always fascinated me. Bye-bye and ciaoooooooooooo
Nadia

Jess said...

These are hilarious! Where on earth did you find these haha.

And thank you so much for your lovely comment on my blog, I always love hearing your kind words!

Amrita Tripathy said...

really funny , but so true when calculated...!! keep posting such stuffs.. happy blogging Megha.

regards
amrita