Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
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4 comments:
hah! that's really funny :))
I found your blog in Ariart (Arianna) blog and I decided to visit you. Very amusing your equations. I see you like drawing: I paint for passion and in my blog I've shown several paintings of mine. If you've never better to do, come and visit me. Your country and your culture has always fascinated me. Bye-bye and ciaoooooooooooo
Nadia
These are hilarious! Where on earth did you find these haha.
And thank you so much for your lovely comment on my blog, I always love hearing your kind words!
really funny , but so true when calculated...!! keep posting such stuffs.. happy blogging Megha.
regards
amrita
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