Ganpati Festival

Lots of Ganpati idols are on sale with different colors and shapes. Ganpati festival started yesterday and will last for next 10 days..:) Ganpati Bappa Moriya..!!

Need Girlfriend? Here's the application...:)

Again a superb mail, I received, Very hilarious...:). Here it goes.....

Due to recession, I left my Girlfriend (as part of my cost cutting efforts). I need new one now...

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below:

Designation :

Junior girl friend (trainee)

Experience :

at least of 2 years (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)

Other requirement :

Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

Age:

18-23 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)

Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:

Total gross ( Monthly ) :

• 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)

• Bike rides each duration 1 hour

• Trips to National Highways

• 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Iskcon Temple

• Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days

• Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-

• 2 movies per month (on weekends)

• Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly):

Affair Fund and Un-professional taxes will be informed on joining.

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Please NOTE:

1. Only females.

2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.

3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

There is more:

For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friends, colleagues etc.

Candle light/Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Search never ends!!

Interested candidates can send their resume with

Subject:

Name/fresher-exp/age.

Photo must be attached in the email

Note:

Applications without photo will be rejected.

Give your 100%

Another gr8 story:

A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her.

The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.

The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl.

The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.

That night, the girl slept peacefully.

But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.

Moral of the story: If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, you'll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent..

This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship etc., Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully...

What you make is what you take.........

Another great story from my fellow friends..

One day, I hopped into a taxi and took off for the airport . We were driving in the right lane when suddenly, a black car, jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed the brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches!
The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. I mean, was really friendly.
So I asked, "Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!" This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck'

He explained, "Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. NEVER take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on with the routine life." Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home or on the streets.
The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so...... 'Love the people who treat you right.. Pray for the ones who don't.'

A very rightly said quote: Life is 10% what you make and 90% how you take!